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2023-04-01 (Šeštadienis)
03:35
Chef
Chef Carl Casper runs the kitchen of a thriving Los Angeles restaurant. Before the arrival of a leading restaurant critic, Carl wants to experiment with a new menu, but the commercial restaurant owner will not allow that. The result is a devastating review.
04:05
The Queen's Corgi
"The Queen's Corgi" is about the adventure of Rex, the British monarch's most beloved dog, who loses track of his mistress and stumbles across a clan with dogs of all kinds confronting and fighting each other. During his epic journey to return to the queen, Rex falls in love and discovers his true self.
05:30
Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion
05:55
Free Birds
07:00
Surf's Up
A behind-the-scenes look at the annual Penguin World Surfing Championship, and its newest participant, up-and-comer Cody Maverick.
07:25
Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion
08:35
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
When a new gang moves into town it's up to the screwball police team to stop them.
10:15
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
When Commandant Lassard´s police academy is threatened, previous students return to teach the new recruits and prevent the school´s closure.
11:45
Free Birds
13:00
Jumanji
After losing their parents two young children, Judy and Peter Shepherd, move into a derelict old house with their aunt Nora. Exploring the run-down building the pair discover an old game in the attic called Jumanji. They begin to play, and with each roll of the dice they unwittingly unleash a trail of animals into their home until they are suddenly greeted by a man called Alan, who reveals that the game opens a magical portal to a jungle universe and he has spent his life trapped inside the game since playing it at age 12. Alan´s only hope for freedom involves finishing the game, but this proves rather dangerous, as Judy, Peter, and Alan find themselves running for their lives from huge rhinoceroses, evil monkeys, vicious lions, and other terrifying jungle beasts.
13:25
Magic in the Moonlight
15:15
Liar, Liar
Comedy, starring Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney. Slick lawyer Fletcher has lied his way to success, but his young son makes a birthday wish that his dad could tell the truth for just 24 hours. Unfortunately for the legal eagle, it comes true, causing chaos in the courtroom and teaching him a harsh lesson about what's really important. Amanda Donohoe and Cary Elwes also feature.
16:50
The Cable Guy
Steven Kovak is troubled by his broken relationship with his girlfriend. His life is about to be changed again, when a peculiar clingy TV engineer enters his new home, answering Steven's call for professional help setting up his cable. When Kovak bribes cable guy Chip with $50 for free cable and starts faking a fascination with Chip's job, Chip interprets this as an invite to be best friends. Steven realises his mistake too late. His self-proclaimed friend starts invading his privacy 24/7 and pulling the strings in Steven's relationships. When Steven comes out to Chip with the truth, a vengeful Chip goes on a rampage aiming to destroy everything Steven holds dear.
18:50
Dumb and Dumber
21:00
Dumb and Dumber 2
Twenty years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.
23:15
Friends with Kids
2023-04-02 (Sekmadienis)
03:10
No se aceptan devoluciones
03:40
The Taming of the Scoundrel
05:25
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
06:00
Jumanji
After losing their parents two young children, Judy and Peter Shepherd, move into a derelict old house with their aunt Nora. Exploring the run-down building the pair discover an old game in the attic called Jumanji. They begin to play, and with each roll of the dice they unwittingly unleash a trail of animals into their home until they are suddenly greeted by a man called Alan, who reveals that the game opens a magical portal to a jungle universe and he has spent his life trapped inside the game since playing it at age 12. Alan´s only hope for freedom involves finishing the game, but this proves rather dangerous, as Judy, Peter, and Alan find themselves running for their lives from huge rhinoceroses, evil monkeys, vicious lions, and other terrifying jungle beasts.
07:25
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
The police academy graduates are assigned the task of working side-by-side with an oddball group of civilian volunteers.
07:40
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
09:00
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
10:40
Runaway Bride
A reporter is assigned to write a story about a woman who has left a string of fiances at the altar.
12:50
Grown Ups
Comedy, starring Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock and Kevin James. The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for a group of schoolfriends, who gather – along with their wives and kids – at a lakeside retreat over the Fourth of July weekend. However, the gang soon discover that being older doesn't always mean wiser, and just because they now have families, it doesn't mean they can't act like big kids. Salma Hayek also features.
14:50
Last Vegas
Comedy, starring Robert De Niro, Michael Douglas, Kevin Kline and Morgan Freeman. Four childhood friends approaching their twilight years decide to kick up their heels and visit Las Vegas once more before one of the quartet marries his much younger fiancee. However, the friends soon realise that the Sin City they knew no longer exists, and they are forced to cast off their old-school ways and enter a new world of partying, leading them to see the changes in their relationships too.
16:50
Bewitched
Romantic comedy, starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell. Young witch Isabel decides she's going to live without magic, and lands a job as the co-star of a new comedy, based on the classic TV show Bewtiched. Unfortunately, the lead actor is so self-absobed, Isabel soon resorts to the odd spell to put him in his place. What she doesn't realise, however, is she's not the only one with magical abilities. Michael Caine, Steve Carell and Shirley MacLaine also feature.
18:55
Leap Year
A comedy of a woman who is on a mad journey to Dublin to ask the man of her dreams to marry her.
21:00
Gorgeous
23:25
Kung Fu Hustle
Set in Canton, China in the 1940s, the story revolves in a town ruled by the Axe Gang, Sing who desperately wants to become a member.
2023-04-03 (Pirmadienis)
03:25
White Chicks
Two disgraced FBI agents go undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses, the Wilson Sisters, from a kidnapping plot.
03:50
Madly in Love
05:45
Leap Year
A comedy of a woman who is on a mad journey to Dublin to ask the man of her dreams to marry her.
05:55
Mirror Mirror
07:30
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
New adventures of Paul Blart, a security guard, whose job follows him even when he goes on holiday. After working as a security guard at a mall for six years and following some unexpected problems in his private life, he decides to take some well-deserved time off. Upon receiving an invitation to a security officers' convention in Las Vegas, he decides to give it a go, believing that might be a game changer and bring him luck. He decides to take his daughter Maya with him. However, his role at the convention won't be just to give an inspiring speech, but to chase a group of criminals plotting to steal valuable works of art from the hotel.
07:40
Leap Year
A comedy of a woman who is on a mad journey to Dublin to ask the man of her dreams to marry her.
09:15
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
A lonely boy discovers a mysterious egg that hatches a sea creature of Scottish legend.
11:20
National Security
Earl and Hank have only one thing in common: they're both L.A.P.D. rejects. One just got kicked out, the other can't even get in. After confronting each other on opposite sides of the law during a traffic stop that escalates out of control, these two luckless individuals end up partnered as lowly security guards. Despite being damned to the lowest rung of the law enforcement ladder, Earl and Hank uncover a sophisticated smuggling operation led by Nash and his band of thugs. When Earl and Hank get their hands on some hot property, they go on the run from, first the bad guys, then the L.A.P.D.--led by Lt. Washington and Detective McDuff. What these two unlikely partners do to law enforcement is a crime, but they just might save the day. That is, if they don't kill each other first.
12:35
Gorgeous
13:00
The Cable Guy
Steven Kovak is troubled by his broken relationship with his girlfriend. His life is about to be changed again, when a peculiar clingy TV engineer enters his new home, answering Steven's call for professional help setting up his cable. When Kovak bribes cable guy Chip with $50 for free cable and starts faking a fascination with Chip's job, Chip interprets this as an invite to be best friends. Steven realises his mistake too late. His self-proclaimed friend starts invading his privacy 24/7 and pulling the strings in Steven's relationships. When Steven comes out to Chip with the truth, a vengeful Chip goes on a rampage aiming to destroy everything Steven holds dear.
14:55
Leap Year
A comedy of a woman who is on a mad journey to Dublin to ask the man of her dreams to marry her.
16:05
Leap Year
A comedy of a woman who is on a mad journey to Dublin to ask the man of her dreams to marry her.
16:50
The New Adventures of Aladdin
It's Christmas Eve. Sam and Khalid find this evening to be a perfect opportunity to get disguised as a couple of Santa Clauses and commit a theft at Galeries Lafayette. But, when Sam gets cornered by a bunch of children, who ask him to tell them a story of Aladdin, he decides to tell his own version of it.
19:00
Are We There Yet?
21:00
That's My Boy
22:50
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Five sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies.
23:15
Last Three Days
2023-04-04 (Antradienis)
03:55
Two Night Stand
A snowstorm forces two people who made an online connection to unwillingly extend their one-night stand as the blizzard goes through the night.
04:30
Along Came Polly
Romantic comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston. Tightly-wound insurance risk assessor Reuben's life is turned upside down on honeymoon when he discovers his new wife has been cheating on him. But when he later reconnects with a blast from the past, his loyalties are tested even further. Debra Messing co-stars.
05:50
Babysitting
06:10
Taxi 4
Unlucky, clumsy, charming Marseile PD detective Emilien Coutant-Kerbalec must assist worse-then-Clouseau commissioner Gibert guarding a Belgian criminal reputed as dangerous as – and caged like Hannibal Lector. Emilien's cool friend, taxi driver Daniel Morales, initially only agrees to babysit both their buddy-sons, as Emilien's wife Petra is away on top-secret mission. But soon the Belgian escapes, and while chasing him the mates stumble on a bank robbery and a drug king's palatial villa, where the grand finale reeks havoc.
07:15
Surf's Up
A behind-the-scenes look at the annual Penguin World Surfing Championship, and its newest participant, up-and-comer Cody Maverick.
07:50
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
When a new gang moves into town it's up to the screwball police team to stop them.
09:20
Dumb and Dumber
11:20
Are We There Yet?
13:10
The New Adventures of Aladdin
It's Christmas Eve. Sam and Khalid find this evening to be a perfect opportunity to get disguised as a couple of Santa Clauses and commit a theft at Galeries Lafayette. But, when Sam gets cornered by a bunch of children, who ask him to tell them a story of Aladdin, he decides to tell his own version of it.
14:50
The Accidental Husband
15:10
Last Vegas
Comedy, starring Robert De Niro, Michael Douglas, Kevin Kline and Morgan Freeman. Four childhood friends approaching their twilight years decide to kick up their heels and visit Las Vegas once more before one of the quartet marries his much younger fiancee. However, the friends soon realise that the Sin City they knew no longer exists, and they are forced to cast off their old-school ways and enter a new world of partying, leading them to see the changes in their relationships too.
17:15
National Security
Earl and Hank have only one thing in common: they're both L.A.P.D. rejects. One just got kicked out, the other can't even get in. After confronting each other on opposite sides of the law during a traffic stop that escalates out of control, these two luckless individuals end up partnered as lowly security guards. Despite being damned to the lowest rung of the law enforcement ladder, Earl and Hank uncover a sophisticated smuggling operation led by Nash and his band of thugs. When Earl and Hank get their hands on some hot property, they go on the run from, first the bad guys, then the L.A.P.D.--led by Lt. Washington and Detective McDuff. What these two unlikely partners do to law enforcement is a crime, but they just might save the day. That is, if they don't kill each other first.
19:00
Are We Done Yet?
21:00
Bowfinger
Hollywood, today: Bobby Bowfinger, a run-down actor-producer-director, is reading a script which a friend has written. Completely convinced of its quality, he decides to take a last shot at fame and fortune. But the script is not that easy to sell, and a famous producer promises him to do it, but there is one condition: Kit Ramsey, Hollywood's number one star, has to be in it. So, Bobby tries his luck with Kit – who says no – and then decides to shoot the film himself. Together with the cheapest team available in Southern California, an aspiring beauty from Ohio, a diva who is just a little over the hill, a key-holding gofer from a major studio and a goon hired away from burger-flipping, Bobby sets out to shoot the science-fiction-film starring Kit Ramsey – who does not even know he's being filmed.
23:00
The Matador
2023-04-05 (Trečiadienis)
04:25
Bowfinger
Hollywood, today: Bobby Bowfinger, a run-down actor-producer-director, is reading a script which a friend has written. Completely convinced of its quality, he decides to take a last shot at fame and fortune. But the script is not that easy to sell, and a famous producer promises him to do it, but there is one condition: Kit Ramsey, Hollywood's number one star, has to be in it. So, Bobby tries his luck with Kit – who says no – and then decides to shoot the film himself. Together with the cheapest team available in Southern California, an aspiring beauty from Ohio, a diva who is just a little over the hill, a key-holding gofer from a major studio and a goon hired away from burger-flipping, Bobby sets out to shoot the science-fiction-film starring Kit Ramsey – who does not even know he's being filmed.
05:50
Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion
06:10
Taxi 5
A police officer who's transfered in the police of Marseille gets assigned to take down a group of Italian robbers who drive the powerfull Ferrari's with the older niece of Daniel, a terrible driver who gets the legendary white taxi.
08:00
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
When Commandant Lassard´s police academy is threatened, previous students return to teach the new recruits and prevent the school´s closure.
08:45
The Accidental Husband
09:30
Are We Done Yet?
11:15
The Cable Guy
Steven Kovak is troubled by his broken relationship with his girlfriend. His life is about to be changed again, when a peculiar clingy TV engineer enters his new home, answering Steven's call for professional help setting up his cable. When Kovak bribes cable guy Chip with $50 for free cable and starts faking a fascination with Chip's job, Chip interprets this as an invite to be best friends. Steven realises his mistake too late. His self-proclaimed friend starts invading his privacy 24/7 and pulling the strings in Steven's relationships. When Steven comes out to Chip with the truth, a vengeful Chip goes on a rampage aiming to destroy everything Steven holds dear.
13:05
Dumplin'
Willowdean ('Dumplin'), the plus-size teenage daughter of a former beauty queen, signs up for her mom's Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant as a protest that escalates when other contestants follow her footsteps, revolutionizing the pageant and their small Texas town.
14:50
Bandidas
15:10
Magic in the Moonlight
17:10
What We Did on Our Holiday
19:10
It's a Boy Girl Thing
21:00
House Broken
In order to enjoy his retirement, a father takes drastic measures to get his twentysomething, slacker sons to move out and fend for themselves.
22:55
American Pie 2
A group of friends reunite for the summer and rent a beach house, vowing to have the best vacation ever. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and a trip to band camp, they discover that times and people may change, but friendship is forever.
2023-04-06 (Ketvirtadienis)
03:40
American Pie 2
A group of friends reunite for the summer and rent a beach house, vowing to have the best vacation ever. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and a trip to band camp, they discover that times and people may change, but friendship is forever.
04:10
Zambezia
05:40
Mirror Mirror
06:05
No se aceptan devoluciones
07:35
Bandidas
08:05
Mirror Mirror
09:20
Gorgeous
11:35
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
The police academy graduates are assigned the task of working side-by-side with an oddball group of civilian volunteers.
13:20
Dumplin'
Willowdean ('Dumplin'), the plus-size teenage daughter of a former beauty queen, signs up for her mom's Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant as a protest that escalates when other contestants follow her footsteps, revolutionizing the pageant and their small Texas town.
15:20
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
American romantic comedy revolving around parenting and marriage of Toula and Ian. Their relationship has lost some spark, and their daughter Paris is grown up, rebelling against Greek traditions of their big family. She is getting ready to graduate high school and is applying to college far away from home to be completely independent. A shocking family secret concerning Toula's parents comes to light, and the entire Portokalos clan makes plans to come together for an even bigger wedding than before.
17:15
Bigfoot Family (Son of Bigfoot 2)
19:05
Blue Streak
Miles Logan (Martin Lawrence) is a crafty jewel thief forced to hide his stash of diamonds at a construction site when his $20 million heist went awry. Now that he´s out of the slammer, he wants the loot back! There´s only one problem--the place he hid them is now an L.A. police precinct. When he impersonates a badgeman to get close to his jewels, he winds up in the middle of robberies, drug busts and car chases with his unsuspecting rookie partner (Luke Wilson). Which will happen first--Miles recovering his lost booty or gaining the respect of the police force for action in the line of duty?
21:00
The Rebound
22:55
American Pie: The Wedding
The gang reunites for an eventful few days ahead of Jim and Michelle's nuptials.
2023-04-07 (Penktadienis)
03:45
American Pie: The Wedding
The gang reunites for an eventful few days ahead of Jim and Michelle's nuptials.
04:15
Welcome to the Sticks
A French public servant from Provence is banished to the far North. Strongly prejudiced against this cold and inhospitable place, he leaves his family behind to relocate temporarily there, with the firm intent to quickly come back.
05:40
Santa Claus!
Every year Antoine (6) sends his gift list to Santa Claus. This year is not an exception. But his wishes have changed: this year he wants Santa to take him on his sleigh all the way to the stars, where he believes his deceased father to be. So when Santa, a burglar in disguise, magically falls on his balcony, Antoine is exhilarated that his wishes may actually come true. Despite Santa's best efforts to get rid of determined Antoine, the two of them form an unlikely duo.
06:10
Taxi 4
Unlucky, clumsy, charming Marseile PD detective Emilien Coutant-Kerbalec must assist worse-then-Clouseau commissioner Gibert guarding a Belgian criminal reputed as dangerous as – and caged like Hannibal Lector. Emilien's cool friend, taxi driver Daniel Morales, initially only agrees to babysit both their buddy-sons, as Emilien's wife Petra is away on top-secret mission. But soon the Belgian escapes, and while chasing him the mates stumble on a bank robbery and a drug king's palatial villa, where the grand finale reeks havoc.
07:50
Taxi 5
A police officer who's transfered in the police of Marseille gets assigned to take down a group of Italian robbers who drive the powerfull Ferrari's with the older niece of Daniel, a terrible driver who gets the legendary white taxi.
09:35
Magic in the Moonlight
10:10
It's a Boy Girl Thing
11:25
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
13:10
The Accidental Husband
14:55
Blue Streak
Miles Logan (Martin Lawrence) is a crafty jewel thief forced to hide his stash of diamonds at a construction site when his $20 million heist went awry. Now that he´s out of the slammer, he wants the loot back! There´s only one problem--the place he hid them is now an L.A. police precinct. When he impersonates a badgeman to get close to his jewels, he winds up in the middle of robberies, drug busts and car chases with his unsuspecting rookie partner (Luke Wilson). Which will happen first--Miles recovering his lost booty or gaining the respect of the police force for action in the line of duty?
16:55
Mr. Deeds
18:55
The Devil and Daniel Webster
21:00
Big Stan
23:10
American Pie: Reunion
Comedy sequel, starring Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan. The characters from the original movie, now in their 30s and faring well – apart from Stifler – get together for a special Class of 1999 reunion. Seann William Scott and Mena Suvari also feature.